My coworkers have been working my last nerve. Everybody wants to come to my desk to chat. @shesayswhatever says it’s because I look friendly (side eye to that). LOL!
The following convo was one of the funny ones today.
Her: (whispering) Yoooo…who da sista with the bad weave?
Me: (snickering) The one who was just here talking to me? That’s her real hair! (this chick has the frizziest hair ever. She parts it down the middle…it’s very Marge Simpson bouffantish like)
Her: (shaking her head to say no) No…you’re talking about _____. I know her. I’m not talking about her. I’m talking about the tall snooty sis, walking like a big stick up her azz. I knooooow you know the one. She’s the only one with that awful azz weave!! Who dat?
Me: (laughing uncontrollably) Ohhhhh You’re talking about _____. (still laughing) hmmm…she’s some kind of Senior VP around here. She don’t speak to people at our level. Mmm hmmmm.
Her: Well she need to, because I know a few people that MIGHT be able to hook her up with a better ‘do!
Me: (still laughing) She used to work for J (my boss) a couple years ago. NEVER spoke to me unless she needed something. The weave is actually better than it used to be.
Her: (side eye, neck rolling, eyes popping) Fuck outta here! It was worse??? Where in the world is she from?
Me: (STILL LAUGHING) She lives in Jersey City. I used to see her on the train, when I lived out that way. Even then, she’d NEVER speak or look in my direction.
Her: Girrrrrl it is not just you. That bytch has tunnel vision when I walk pass her! (co-worker leans in closer to whisper) And I knoooow they got some people in Jersey that can hook that weave up! Hmmmmph!
We laugh some more and notice how everyone is trying hard to hear what we’re laughing about, so we make plans to have drinks after work.
I wish I could show you guys a picture of this woman’s hair without showing her face. This weave is just AWFUL. It’s bushy, curly and it starts way back off her forehead. She could benefit from bangs or at least pushing the weave down a bit…a lace front my help too. I’ve never had a weave, but even I know her weave girl/guy should be fired.
She’s one of those sistas with a title that ONLY speaks to the white folk around here…unless she needs something, then all of a sudden she remembers my name. She doesn’t seem mean or hateful, she just seems indifferent and phony…but only to other Black people…damn shame really.
10 comments:
Stop hatin'... She might be hooking up her own weave, lol. The "only speak to white folks things"... yeah, it's alright to hate on her!
I was thinking the same thing LadyLee was thinking. She might be doing her own weave...well you know installing it, or bobbing pinning it herself or whatever.
It reminds me, last week or week before last, I was at the Grocery store, to pick me up some deodorant and afro sheen. Well, I have been down that aisle many, many times over, but this was the first time I ever notice weave hanging up on the personal care aisle. I mean long tracks in various colors and styles hanging up, next to the Dark & Lovely and Just4Me. I kept thinking, who would buy weave in grocery store...Lettuce, check...milk, check...Cheese, check...Tenderloin, check...Weave: dark brown.
I think you guys should drop a business card of a nice hairdresser. With a note like, "They do wonder! From an Anonymous Friend."
I don't think that would be mean...right?
Yeah you better side eye, that comment about you look friendly. That's some bull shit they feeding you, babygirl...Everybody comes to your desk, because they know where to go to, to have a good time, comic relief, by cracking on other coworkers with. Even stuck up, snooty black women, with bad weaves from jersey city, who can't be bothered to talk to other black women with their ass up in the air, as much as she!
I know what I'm talking about, that's me...Well the trash talking with co-workers...not the bad weave from Jersey.
I was just about to say the same. She probably does her weave herself and has the nerve to act simple. SMH.
hahahahaha. THAT'S WHY NOBODY'S HELPED YOU W/THE WEAVE THAT'S BEEN TERRIBLE FOR YEARS!! this chick at my old job had a hot mess of a weave. MESSSSSSSSS. And she was evil. So I'm sure she still has one.
There's a chick that works in my company that acts like her. Apparently this chick worked her way up from admin to AVP but now she speaks to none of the black people on her floor. For some old reason she talks to me when she sees me. I think it's because of the division I'm in. Oh yeah and the black people are at her level or higher.
That chick may be doing the weave herself or she's just buying really shytty hair!
I wouldn't just drop a business card for a stylist in her mailbox, I would send her brochures, and printouts from websites. I would probably do it weekly, until I saw improvement.
You already have the mail guy on lock. It would be very easy to send her some nudges.
LMFAO!! I wouldnt drop a damn thing except for a hint that her weave was GARBAGE and then NOT OFFER a better Weave-ologist. While she's not talking to the "common black folk" of the office Im sure the Caucs are talking MAJOR shit about her ass!! "Hey Chrissy did you see BONQUESHA'S hair.. I mean WTF is up with that?? I wonder why she doesn't just go ask one of the other black girls who does their hair?" LOL
You can show us a picture. Just black out her face. LOL
"Well she need to, because I know a few people that MIGHT be able to hook her up with a better ‘do!"
LMAO!!!
This was toooo funny ..lol
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lol.. she too busy climbing that corporate ladder to worry about her weave. The white dude she dates don't care about such things!
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