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Friday, March 5, 2010

Flashback Friday - Sean UPDATED!!

Sean was one of those chubby pretty boy types with curly hair (it was s-curl enhanced though).  He was Al B. Sure with Chuckii Booker”s even toned lips, and a little bit of street cred.  The other guys on the block gave Sean mad respect and would fight over him when they picked teams on the b-ball court.  Yet this dude had nooooooooooo game whatsoever.  Most of the girls loved watching him play though and often giggled at how cute he was.  I giggled too, but not for the same reasons.  I knew a secret about Sean. LOL

See…me and Sean went waaaaaay back.  His family used to live upstairs from mine, so I’d known him since he was about 9 or 10 years old.  I remembered a VERY different Sean mmmm hmmmmm.  And though I giggled with my sisters and cousins about how much he’d changed, we didn’t talk about him often.  Then I found out one of my cousin’s friends was “seeing” him.

Me and Cuzzo were sitting on the stoop, just shooting the breeze and people watching…our usual in the summertime…when one of her friends came up the block with this big azz kool aid grin.  She was switching her flat azz from one side of the street to the other and walking all slow like she just wanted someone to ask her where she’s been or what/who she’s been doing, so Cuzzo asked.

Friend: Girl…I was out ALL NIGHT LONG.  Whew…I’m soooo damn sleepy. (I remember thinking what a damn jailbait tramp…she’s not even sixteen yet!)

Cuzzo: WORD?????? (Her friend wasn’t the cutest and unlike most girls our age, puberty hadn’t quite caught up with her body yet…I remember thinking “who hit that??? Eww!”)

Friend: WORD YO!!!!
Cuzzo: With who?
Friend: SEAN!!!  (and she got this dreamy look all over her face)

I kept waiting for her to say “Oops Uh-Doy”…it was a stupid way for us to say “just joking”. But then I realized she was serious.  I tried not to laugh, so I just kept smiling REAL HARD, but then I just got a fit of the giggles…that turned into roarrrring laughter…and that turned into choking….and tears streaming down my eyes.  I used to wear electric blue eyeliner (it was the 80’s!) and had blue streaks running down my cheeks.  That was just the best laugh ever.  I kept thinking…all night with Sean huh?  Watching TV I bet, but definitely not what she was implying…or maybe that’s what she was in to hmmmm.

Friend: the fuck so funny?

Me: Aww nuthin…I just do that some times.

Friend: Do what?

Me: Laugh for no reason (sighs and more laughter)

Friend: Uh huh…you are so weird. U just jealous he likes me and not you (she walks away)

Me: *still giggling*

Cuzzo: Ugh, why you gotta laugh at her

Me: Shuddup.  Why you aint tell her about Sean?

Cuzzo: Imma do it.  (after a few seconds) OK I can’t do it. You tell her.

Me: She’s YOUR friend

Her: I’m not telling her

We never told her, but she found out.  LOL…I’m not sure if someone told her or whether she found out on her own though.  What do you think the secret was???  I’ll post it later.


Updated
Soooooooo...Sean was a SHE.  And no not post op...she was a bonafied WOMAN!  She walked like she had the biggest cojones EVER tho!  She posted up on the corner...just like the guys.  She balled...just like the guys (she sucked though!).  She sported a faded, s-curl...just like the guys (she had "Yo Baby Yo" written in the back ...LOL). She dressed like them...chased girls like them.  It really was hard to tell that she was a female.

One day she was Michelle, her fam moved away and then she came back as Sean.  If people knew...NOBODY talked about it!

14 comments:

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

He had one ball.

J said...

Gay? And hurry up inquiring minds want to know

La said...

I vote gay too. Or... tranny. I hate you for this cliffhanger, btw, lol

Monique said...

Stop teasing me! Say it!

Otis said...

tease of a blog....

Young woman on a journey said...

Gay? What is it? Why would you tease like this?

Ms. Behaving said...

He was an SDD ---> Short d**k dude??? ::shrug::

buttahflychronicles said...

I vote for one ball. Or a circumcision injury. Hermephrodite?

phoenix said...

Spill it already!

...and pic of this electric blue eyeliner wearing please.

Jameil said...

SHUT UP. I just knew Sean was gay!! STOP IT!! (Pssst. Send me some blue eyeliner! And who the heck is Chuckii Booker?

I'm Goin' Down Young Black and Down Low said...

My first though was definetely gay too, but then I thought perhaps too easy...So my next guess was like Buttahfly and definetely a hermephrodite!

I think that's its kinda sweet that Southern Gal thought just one ball...so innocent and sweet of her! Trust me one ball is no big deal... been with two one ballers, it's nothing.

A girl huh, glad to know that confusion was going on in the 80s as well, becasue I'm still running and talkign to "Seans" now.

You had me all hyped with the description of Sean, I will get down with an Al.B. Sure looking dude anyday...but I'm with Jameil who is Chuckii Booker? A rapper?
anyway manish looking girls, yikes, can't deal.

I'm Goin' Down Young Black and Down Low said...

Oh one other thing, that I was confused about...if Sean had no game, right? Why did they always fight over her? Because she was a girl, or what? No game is no game, so I don't get it!!!

phoenix said...

LMAO!!!!!! @ the twist

...and I feel old because people are asking who Chuckii is *smh*

For reference lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16807ItQQF4

I couldn't find Turned Away :(

Oh well

atruhollywood said...

I tweeted the right answer..do I still win?? What?? wait there isnt a prize??